Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Finding Laughter Amidst the Cleaning
Summary
Preparing for Passover involves a thorough house cleaning. Here are some jokes to lighten the mood while you work.---
Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an 8-day festival celebrating the Jewish liberation from Egypt over a thousand years ago. A key tradition involves avoiding leavened foods, symbolized by eating unleavened bread.
Before Passover, Jewish households engage in a meticulous cleaning process to ensure no bread crumbs remain in cupboards, drawers, the kitchen, or any hidden corners. This cleaning can be exhaustive, but why not add a bit of fun to the task? Here’s a lighthearted joke that captures the essence of this busy time:
Impossible Timing
Samuel, an observant Jew and financial wizard, moved from Brooklyn to Utah to become Vice President at a renowned broker firm. However, Utah being predominantly Mormon, the company’s directors were uneasy about a Jew managing their finances.
Despite the president's attempts to defend Samuel, pressure mounted. He faced an ultimatum: convert or leave his lucrative position.
With little choice, Samuel agreed to convert and informed his wife they would start attending church services. However, over time, his wife expressed her discomfort. "I miss the Sabbath, the candles, the blessings," she lamented. "Money isn't everything, Samuel."
With each plea, Samuel's conscience grew heavier until he approached the president.
"I can't do this any longer," Samuel confessed. "I regret converting. Money isn't worth this burden. I was born a Jew and want to die a Jew. If you want me to quit, I will."
The president, surprised, responded, "Samuel, I didn’t realize it was this troubling for you. You don't need to leave. You can remain with us as you are."
Samuel returned home, overjoyed, and shared the news with his wife, who was absorbed in a TV show. "It’s a miracle! We’re going back to being Jews, and I’m keeping my job!"
His wife glared at him, exclaiming, "Are you mad? We’re a week away from Passover!"
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By infusing humor into the preparations, the hard work becomes a bit more joyful. Happy cleaning and an even happier Passover!
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