Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Laugh While Cleaning
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592Summary:
Preparing for Passover includes an extensive house cleaning. To lighten the mood, here are some jokes to enjoy during the process.Keywords:
humor, laughter, jokes, Passover, Jewish, relaxation, fun---
Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is the eight-day festival where Jews commemorate their liberation from Egypt thousands of years ago. A key element of this celebration is abstaining from leavened foods and eating unleavened bread.
To ensure the home is free of leavened products, Jews undertake a thorough cleaning. This involves checking every nook and cranny?"cupboards, drawers, the kitchen, behind the bed, under the refrigerator?"to ensure no crumbs are left behind. The week leading up to Passover is often a bustling time of extensive house cleaning in Jewish households. To lighten the load and ease the tension, here’s a joke that captures the spirit of this cleaning frenzy.
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Impossible Timing
Samuel, an observant Jew and financial genius, moved from Brooklyn to accept a Vice President position at a prestigious brokerage firm in Utah, a predominantly Mormon state.
Upon discovering his background, the company’s directors pressured the president. "We are religious here," they insisted. "A Jew handling all our finances is unacceptable."
The president, unable to resist the pressure, called Samuel to his office and explained the situation. Samuel was presented with two options: convert or leave the high-paying, desirable job.
Reluctantly, Samuel agreed to convert and informed his wife that they would begin attending church services starting Sunday.
A few months passed, and Samuel’s wife voiced her distress over the conversion. "This is too hard. I miss the Sabbath?"the candle lighting, blessing the wine, celebrating the holidays. Money isn't everything, Samuel."
With each complaint, Samuel’s conscience grew heavier until he couldn’t bear it any longer. He approached the company’s president.
"I can’t continue like this," Samuel admitted. "I regret my decision. Money isn’t everything. My wife and I are both losing sleep. This burden is too much to bear. I was born a Jew, and I wish to die a Jew. If you want me to quit, I'll leave without causing a fuss."
The president, taken aback, replied, "Samuel, I had no idea you were struggling so much. I thought it was a trivial issue. You don't have to leave. Everything can return to the way it was?"you can stay and remain Jewish."
Ecstatic, Samuel rushed home, grinning from ear to ear. He found his wife watching TV. "You won't believe it! It’s a miracle. We can go back to being Jews, and I still have my job!"
His wife glared at him, frustration in her eyes. "Are you mad?"
Shocked, Samuel responded, "But I thought this is what you wanted! You’ve been upset and complaining. Don’t you wish to return to being Jewish?"
With growing intensity, his wife replied, "Of course I do. Of course I do. But now? Just a week before Passover?"
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