Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Laugh While Cleaning
Summary
Getting ready for Passover means a deep house cleaning. Here are some jokes to make the process more enjoyable.---
Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day celebration commemorating the Jewish liberation from Egypt thousands of years ago. A significant tradition during this festival is the avoidance of leavened food; only unleavened bread is consumed.
To honor this tradition, Jews ensure their homes are free of leavened products. This meticulous process involves cleaning cupboards, drawers, kitchens, and those sneaky spots like behind the bed and under the refrigerator. During the lead-up to Passover, many Jewish households are bustling with cleaning activities. To lighten the mood, here’s a joke called "Impossible Timing," which perfectly captures this cleaning frenzy.
Impossible Timing
Samuel, a devoted Jew and financial expert, moved from Brooklyn to Utah for a prestigious Vice President position at a well-known broker firm in the largely Mormon state.
When the company’s directors learned about this, they pressured the president. “We’re a religious community here,” they argued. “We can’t have a Jew managing all our finances.”
Despite the president's attempts to resist, he eventually met with Samuel, outlining the situation. Samuel was faced with a tough choice: convert or give up the lucrative job that came with a six-figure salary.
With no real choice, Samuel decided to convert and informed his wife that they’d start attending church services from Sunday.
Over the next few months, his wife frequently expressed her discomfort. "This is too hard for me. I miss the Sabbath traditions and the holidays," she lamented. “Money isn’t everything, Samuel.”
Her words weighed heavily on Samuel's conscience, and finally, he couldn’t bear it anymore. He went to speak with the company president.
“Look, I can’t keep going like this,” Samuel confessed. “I’ve realized that money isn’t everything. My wife and I can’t sleep; this burden is too much. I was born a Jew and I want to die a Jew. I’m prepared to leave if necessary.”
The president was genuinely surprised. “Samuel, I had no idea this was so difficult. I thought it was a minor matter. You don’t have to leave. You can stay with us without converting.”
Thrilled, Samuel rushed home grinning. He proclaimed to his wife, who was watching her favorite show, “You won’t believe it! It’s a miracle. We’re going back to being Jews, and I still have my job.”
His wife met him with fiery eyes and exclaimed, “Are you crazy?”
Shocked, Samuel replied, “But I thought this is what you wanted! You’ve been upset and complaining. Don’t you want to return to Judaism?”
“Of course I do,” she said, her eyes narrowing in frustration. “But now? Just a week before Passover?”
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This lighthearted joke reminds us that laughter can make even the busiest times more joyful. Enjoy the holiday and the humor that comes with it!
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