How to measure the ideal cult member
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How to Identify the Ideal Cult Member
Title:
How to Identify the Ideal Cult Member
Summary:
Using mathematics, discover how to select the perfect individuals for your cult.
Keywords:
Mind Control, Hypnosis, NLP
Article Body:
The Mathematics of Selecting an Ideal Cult Member
In Garth Sundem's book "Geek Logic," a fascinating set of formulas for decision-making is presented. These formulas help remove emotion from decisions that should be based on logic. For instance, rather than buying a lottery ticket, the logical choice is to save that money. Yet, how often do we follow logic?
Consider the number of poor relationships you've entered by ignoring logic. Turning choices into mathematical formulas makes decisions clearer.
This approach led me to ponder: What are some beneficial decision-making formulas for life? I've devised one for identifying the "ideal cult member."
The Variables:
- Sanity (S):
- 0 = Psychotic stalker
- 5 = Emotionally stable
- Experimental Nature (E):
- 0 = Fearful with strict boundaries
- 5 = Fun-loving and adventurous
- Baggage (B):
- 0 = Broke, with kids, on meds
- 5 = Financially independent and thriving
- Attractiveness (A):
- 1 = Mildly appealing
- 5 = Very attractive
- 9 = Extremely desirable
The Formula:
\[ (S^2) \times (2B) \times E + A \]
Note that if S, B, or E are zero, the score will drop significantly.
- 1253: The ideal cult member
- 701 and up: Join my inner circle
- 501 to 700: Initiate to first level
- 99 to 500: Must pay for more training
- 9 to 99: Avoid
By employing this formula, you can make more informed decisions about potential cult members based on logical criteria.
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