Relationship Jokes by flashG
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Relationship Jokes by flashG
Summary:
Are you newly married? You might encounter some amusing situations that my blog highlights for a good laugh!Keywords: fun, games, husband and wife, jokes, marriage, marriage jokes
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Dear Tech Support
Last year, I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which ran flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
Additionally, Husband 1.0 has uninstalled valuable programs like Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. Instead, it has installed undesirable programs such as MLB 5.0, NFL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried using Nagging 5.3 to fix these issues, but it hasn't worked.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Tech Support's Reply:
Dear Desperate,
First, remember that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: `C:\ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME` to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If it works, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
BUT remember: Overusing these applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a tricky program that creates Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Do not install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but has limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Part 2 of the Tech Support Joke
Last year, I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed the new program began unexpected child processing, taking up space and resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. Additionally, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs, launching during system initialization where it monitors all other activity. Applications like Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run and crash the system. I can't seem to uninstall Wife 1.0. I'm considering returning to Girlfriend 1.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work. Can you help me?
- Jonathan Powell
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Tech Support's Reply:
Dear Jonathan Powell,
This issue is common and usually stems from a misconception. Many upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking it's just an "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed to run everything.
WARNING: Do not try to uninstall or delete Wife 1.0. Attempting to do so can be disastrous and may damage your system.
Going back to Girlfriend 1.0 is impossible because Wife 1.0 isn’t designed for it. Some try replacing with Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but face more problems. Also, running Girlfriend 2.0 alongside Wife 1.0 leads to conflicts and non-recoverable crashes. Others have tried downloading Fling and 1NiteStand, risking virus infections.
Your best course is keeping Wife 1.0 and managing the situation. Having installed it myself, I suggest reading the section on General Protection Faults (GPFs). Assume responsibility for all faults and issues. Apologizing quickly can reset the system. Wife 1.0 is high maintenance but a wonderful program.
Suggestions for improved operation:
- Use utilities like TLC and FTD monthly.
- Frequently use Communicator 5.0.
Good luck!
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