Business Dos Don ts -- Funny Business Humour
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Business Dos and Don’ts: A Humorous Guide
Summary
Want to look busy at work and keep extra tasks at bay? Here’s a humorous take on how to maintain that bustling facade at the office!
Article Body
To project an image of being extremely busy at work, always carry a clipboard and walk briskly. Your boss will assume you're hard at work and won't assign you more tasks!
Heading to the restroom and want to read the paper? Slip it into a folder marked "Urgent" and stride purposefully.
Keep your desk piled with documents. When the boss walks by, wipe your brow and mumble as if deeply engaged in important tasks.
Received an urgent voicemail? Return the call during lunch when you know they’re away. You'll have fulfilled your obligation and can leave the next move to them.
Position your computer screen away from prying eyes. This way, you can comfortably manage personal emails or weekend plans while appearing busy.
Always have a complex business software open, minimized on your screen. If the boss approaches, maximize it and ask for help. Chances are, they'll make a quick exit, leaving you time to dream about your next vacation.
Aiming for a promotion? Find out when your boss arrives and beat them by a few minutes. Leave shortly after they do, while looking busy both when they arrive and depart.
Understand your boss’s hobbies, birthday, and favorite treats. By making them feel special, you’ll be top of mind when raises are discussed.
For those in large companies, plan your vacations to align with your boss’s time off. It’s also a prime opportunity to extend your weekends by calling in sick on a Friday or Monday.
These tips are equally applicable if your boss is female. Do you have any other amusing business dos and don’ts?
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