Internet Marketing Novice Appeals To Web Gurus
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Internet Marketing Novice Seeks Wisdom from Experts
Summary:
Launching a web business is my final shot at economic success, and I'm relying on the expertise of internet marketing gurus. Their advertisements promise invaluable guidance, albeit with lots of hype.
In just a few months as an internet mogul, I expect to thrive, as your marketing materials assure me I can, provided I purchase your (overpriced) products.
If I'm on a budget, $99 will grant me access to your eBook containing the "10 Magic Secrets" of the wealthy and influential. I'm referring to individuals like you who, without mastering any HTML, effortlessly earn millions online while lounging in silk pajamas.
Nevertheless, the convenience with which those $99 are added to my credit card seems far from justified after a single click. To truly grasp the secrets of internet marketing, it appears I must invest more. Even the honest among you admit that your complimentary reports aren't valuable.
For a mere $997, I can access your carefully compiled wisdom, spread over 10,000 pages and presented in 3-ring binders, delivered straight to my door. That personal touch!
Surely, there's a better learning system out there. If I am to succeed, I need superior resources.
I’m not trying to offend anyone?"especially those from whom I'm seeking assistance. I’m simply offering the honest feedback you requested. It's not my fault the sincerity wasn't genuine.
Could you pause the sales pitches and provide real information? How about acknowledging, just momentarily, that I possess slightly more intelligence than a monkey? (Only slightly, mind you.)
Please don’t promise that I can make untold riches in my sleep, only to remind me that the internet isn't a get-rich-quick scheme.
Didn’t you just suggest it was?
Ah, I understand. That’s merely a marketing tactic to coax me into spending my money. Besides, you're right; some people do find quick success online.
It's those selling overpriced products to hopeful individuals like me who are profiting rapidly on the internet.
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