Internet Marketing - 10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Guru
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Internet Marketing: 10 Signs You Might Be a Guru
Summary:
Recently, the internet marketing world has seen a surge of self-proclaimed gurus. Surprisingly, this influx seems to align with a wave of poorly conceived products that offer little value to consumers. Coincidence? I'll let you decide.You might already be an internet marketing guru without realizing it. Here's a list to help you determine if you truly fit the bill.
10 Signs You're an Internet Marketing Guru:
1. All Family Events Are Business Opportunities:
Every gathering, whether it's a birth, wedding, or funeral, becomes a potential sales pitch or seminar moment.
2. You Make Business Deals with Unlikely Partners:
You propose a 50% sales cut to the local paperboy in exchange for access to his delivery list.
3. Your Language Is Full of Buzzwords:
Words like "skyrocket" and "explode your income" become part of your everyday vocabulary.
4. Even Simple Notes Turn into Long Documents:
A quick note to your spouse about walking the dog turns into an eight-page letter.
5. Odd Timings Don’t Stop You:
You casually call your local Wal-Mart at 2 AM to check if you can still get your shopping done.
6. You Find Humor in Unlikely Challenges:
Competing with friends about getting a poorly written book to the top of Amazon becomes your idea of fun.
7. List Size Comparison is a Thing:
You feel embarrassed in the shower upon discovering your friend has a bigger email list than you do.
8. Pricing Tactics Are Second Nature:
When selling your car, you make sure no one knows the price until they’re ready to finalize the purchase.
9. Upselling Knows No Bounds:
You attempt to upsell your other child while enrolling one in a new school, claiming the offer is one-time only.
10. Irony Escapes You:
You don't see anything ironic about these nine behaviors.
Conclusion:
If more than one of these signs sounds familiar, you might be deeply entrenched in the world of internet marketing. Embrace your guru status?"or consider stepping back for a little self-reflection!You can find the original non-AI version of this article here: Internet Marketing - 10 Ways To Tell If You Are A Guru.
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