Clothesline Fresh Country Myth Breaker 17
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Clothesline Fresh: Country Myth Breaker #17
Summary
Hanging your laundry outside may not be as idyllic as it seems. Here are the realities of clothesline drying in the countryside.---
We've all been captivated by those picturesque laundry soap commercials?"country fresh, clothesline fresh with the quintessential red barn in the background. Clothes hang perfectly, aglow in the gentle breeze, like an art project meticulously arranged by geometry students. It looks perfect, doesn’t it? But wait?"do these people not wear underwear?
I use my clothesline because I have to. In my five-state area, no one dares touch my ancient propane line or fuse box, leaving my dryer as a mere ornament. While clothesline drying can be surprisingly effective, I must share some cautionary tales with fellow city converts considering the rural life.
Beware the Birds
Birds have an uncanny knack for targeting fine textiles. Test it yourself: hang a Thai silk robe next to a flannel shirt, and check the results. Spoiler: birds show little mercy.Wind and Sheets
Need a kite? Just hang out your sheets. Before you know it, a gust will send your laundry soaring, landing with flair atop the local feed mill.The One-Foot Rule
You’ve heard of the three-second rule. In rural areas, meet the one-foot rule: if your laundry droops within 12 inches of the ground, it becomes a target for every male canine around. Consider it a rural hazard.Animal Hair Hazard
Farms are brimming with animals, and their hair sticks to everything?"even if you use a mountain of fabric softener. During shedding season, I keep a HAZMAT team ready for my lint traps.DIY Home Improvement
Want affordable building materials? Dry your cotton towels outside. They’ll become stiff enough to use as support beams, and any bird droppings can double as adhesive for roofing.On a warm spring day, when your best angora sweater hits the line amidst the cottonwood fluff, remember: it’ll become more than you dreamed?"and it will always smell clothesline fresh!
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