Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Enjoy Some Laughter While Cleaning
Summary:
Preparing for Passover involves thorough house cleaning. Here are some jokes to lighten the load.---
Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day festival celebrating the Jewish liberation from Egypt thousands of years ago. During this time, Jews refrain from eating anything leavened, consuming only unleavened bread.
To ensure no leavening remains, Jewish households undergo extensive cleaning?"every nook and cranny is examined, from cupboards and drawers to under the refrigerator. The week before Passover often sees Jewish homes abuzz with cleaning activity. To help ease the tension and bring some humor to the process, here's a joke about the struggles of pre-Passover preparation.
Impossible Timing
Samuel, an observant Jew and financial wizard, left Brooklyn to become Vice President of a renowned brokerage in Utah, known for its Mormon community.
Upon discovering this, the company’s directors expressed their discomfort: "We are religious people here. We can’t have a Jew handling all our finances."
Despite the president's attempts to resist the pressure, he eventually called Samuel in to explain the situation. Samuel was given a choice: convert or leave the well-paying job with its six-figure salary.
Left with no other option, Samuel converted and informed his wife that they'd start attending church services on Sundays.
Months passed, and Samuel's wife became increasingly distressed. "This is too hard. I miss the Sabbath: lighting candles, blessing the wine. Money isn’t everything, Samuel."
Samuel's growing conscience matched his wife's complaints, and soon he could bear it no longer. He approached the company president, saying, "I can’t do this. Money isn’t everything. I can’t sleep, and neither can my wife. I was born a Jew and want to die a Jew. If you want me to leave, I will."
The president, surprised by this revelation, replied, "Samuel, I didn’t realize it was so tough for you. You don’t have to leave. You can stay just as you are."
Ecstatic, Samuel rushed home to tell his wife the good news. "It's a miracle! We’re going back to being Jews, and I still have my job!"
His wife, however, wasn't as pleased. "Are you out of your mind?" she exclaimed.
Confused, Samuel responded, "But I thought this is what you wanted. Didn’t you want to go back to being Jewish?"
With eyes full of frustration, his wife retorted, "Of course! But now? Just a week before Passover?"
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By sharing jokes like these, we can bring a little humor to the often daunting task of Passover preparation. Laughter, after all, is the best way to lighten your load.
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