Kissing a frog
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Kissing a Frog
Summary
A lonely, sorrowful frog sat on his lily pad and wept. Transformed from a dashing gentleman into a frog by an offended witch, he longed for companionship, particularly missing the presence of women.Article
A dejected frog sat on his lily pad and shed tears, isolated after insulting a witch who then cursed him into his current form. Once a handsome gentleman, he deeply missed the company of ladies.
Female frogs didn’t appeal to him, with their sticky mouths being a turnoff. He even attempted to woo a lovely she-frog, only to be rejected for not being green enough. Ironically, she ended up as the king’s dinner the following day, leading him to feel she got her just desserts.
This rejection bruised his ego, yet he longed for a romantic night with a beautiful princess living by the river. To regain his human form, he decided to entice her to kiss him, a classic solution for cursed princes.
He practiced his croaking until he mastered singing "I Will Always Love You" and set out to serenade her. To his dismay, she remained indifferent and ignored him, causing him further sadness as time went by.
However, one day, after performing a heartfelt rendition of "Beautiful," she picked him up and kissed him. Alas, nothing happened. Disappointed, she put him down, saying she thought he might be her prince. Feeling more despondent, the frog realized his low self-confidence was holding him back.
"I need help," he thought, and fortune smiled upon him when he overheard two gentlemen discussing a miraculous tablet, generic Viagra and generic Cialis. "I must try that," he mused, believing it could lift his spirits and enable him to win the princess’s heart.
He found a jacket left behind by the lake, rummaged through the pockets, and discovered a generic Viagra sample and a generic Cialis sample. "Fast acting and long lasting?"just what I need," he thought as he tried the generic Cialis.
Instantly, he felt more positive. "Now I can break this spell," he resolved. Relaxing on his lily pad, he snatched a few flies with his tongue, hoping this froggy skill might come in handy later.
He sang passionately, and the princess came running to see the commotion. Just as she was about to leave, his newfound confidence caught her attention. She picked him up and kissed him again. This time, propelled by the generic Cialis, he leapt up and kissed her back.
And the rest, as they say, is just a fairy tale!
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