It s My Body I ll Exercise It If I Have To
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It's My Body; I'll Exercise If I Must
Summary
Recently, I've noticed an influx of news about body-related topics. Apparently, this industry is worth billions each year. I never realized my body held such value?"I'm tempted to market it, maybe even rent it out part-time!Article Body
The other night, while struggling to sleep, I became more aware of how significant this body business really is. One struggle I face is the fear of falling?"not the fall itself, but the abrupt stop. Somehow, I always seem to halt three inches past the floor.I'd sleep better if I knew I'd land on my pillow instead of the floor. But these days, I can't count on anything?"not even my fingers. I've even lost a late-night pillow fight and can't seem to find a lawyer willing to take my case.
I did come across one lawyer, but he had his own issues, and my case was no breeze. One worry during restless nights is ending up in a nightmare because of my daytime antics. My wife keeps advising me to manage these impulses, but it's a challenge.
When I can't sleep, I quietly get up so as not to disturb my wife and turn on the TV. I've learned the hard way not to wake her; the consequences aren't worth it.
With so many channels available, you’d think something interesting would air at night. Unfortunately, late-night TV seems to lack anything appealing to someone holding onto sanity. Watching nighttime TV doesn’t require being crazy; it just results in it.
Why are so many exercise infomercials on at 2 AM? Who's actually awake to watch them? Certainly not me.
With remote in hand, I surfed channels for about 20 minutes, finding only exercise demonstrations urging me to start a fitness routine for better health. One person’s “healthy life” is another’s headache, resulting in tennis elbow and athlete’s foot.
Besides exercise gear, many infomercials promote the latest diet trends. One ad claimed I could lose all the weight I wanted in six months for six payments of $99. Call now, they urge, for this limited-time offer.
Conveniently, this "limited-time" offer airs nightly. The only weight loss is from my bank account. If anyone saw my checkbook, they'd know my goose is cooked. Maybe I should start a "Cooked Goose Diet." I could brand myself as the Cooked Goose Gourmet.
All this hype made me hungry, so I raided the fridge and quickly devoured a snack. Enough is enough. I'm tired of others instructing me on body care. Dragging my body around takes all my energy?"adding exercise seems impossible.
For my age, I get substantial exercise: jumping to conclusions, running my mouth, and throwing my weight around. After such a day, I'm exhausted.
In my mind, it's my body, and I'll exercise if I must. However, for now, there are better things to do: places to go, people to see, and experiences to enjoy. I can't name any right now, but anything beats a contrived fitness program. Who do they think I am, Jack LaLanne?
With all this focus on exercise, I wish more people would exercise the right to keep their opinions to themselves.
The apostle Paul had the right attitude. I appreciate his advice to Timothy: "For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come" (1 Timothy 4:8 KJV).
Exercising the body is no match for practicing godliness, which makes the most of every day.
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