Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Finding Laughter in Cleaning
Summary:
Preparing for Passover involves a thorough house cleaning. Here are some jokes to lighten the mood during this demanding time.
Keywords:
humor, laughter, jokes, Passover, Jewish, relaxation, fun
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Article Body:
Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day festival celebrating the Jewish liberation from Egypt over a millennium ago. A key aspect of this festival is avoiding anything leavened; only unleavened bread is consumed during this time.
To prepare, Jewish households must ensure that no bread crumbs are left anywhere?"in the cupboards, drawers, kitchens, under beds, and behind refrigerators. This means a thorough top-to-bottom house cleaning is essential. As the week leading up to Passover is filled with cleaning, here's a joke to ease the stress:
Impossible Timing:
Samuel, a devoted Jew and financial expert, left Brooklyn to take a prestigious VP role at a brokerage firm in Utah, a predominantly Mormon state.
Upon hearing this, the company's leadership was concerned. "We are religious people," they insisted. "We can't have a Jew managing all our finances."
Attempting to resolve the situation, the company's president offered Samuel a difficult choice: convert or leave the lucrative position with its six-figure salary.
With little choice, Samuel agreed to convert, and informed his wife that they would begin attending church.
After a few months, Samuel's wife expressed her dissatisfaction. "I miss observing the Sabbath, lighting candles, and celebrating our holidays. Money isn't everything, Samuel."
Her concerns weighed heavily on Samuel's conscience until he finally approached the company's president. "I can't continue like this," Samuel confessed. "My wife and I are unhappy. I was born a Jew and wish to remain one. If you want me to resign, I will."
The president, surprised by Samuel's turmoil, replied, "I didn't realize how much this meant to you. There's no need to leave. You can stay with us without converting."
Overjoyed, Samuel rushed home to share the news with his wife, who was watching television. "It's a miracle!" he exclaimed. "We can return to being Jews, and I still keep my job."
His wife, with a fiery glare, retorted, "Are you out of your mind?"
Confused, Samuel protested, "I thought this is what you wanted. You've been upset for months. Don't you want to be Jewish again?"
With even more intensity, she replied, "Of course I do! But now? Just a week before Passover?"
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