Tax Quotes and Jokes for Tax Season
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Tax Quotes and Jokes for Tax Season
Summary:
Paying taxes is as inevitable as death, and for most Americans, tax season is approaching. If only it were as simple as writing a check! As you prepare to dive into receipts and confusing instructions, take a break with some laughter.
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1. "I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money."
2. "People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women."
3. "Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood but seldom forgotten."
4. "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
5. "Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund."
6. "A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform."
7. "Few of us ever test our powers of deduction, except when filling out an income tax form."
8. "What's the difference between a mosquito and an IRS agent? One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect."
9. "It would be nice if we could all pay our taxes with a smile, but normally cash is required."
10. "The government deficit is the difference between what the government spends and what it has the nerve to collect."
11. "Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension."
12. "What Mae West said about sex is true about taxes. All tax cuts are good tax cuts; even bad tax cuts are good tax cuts."
13. "The federal income tax system is a disgrace to the human race." ?" Jimmy Carter
Even former President Jimmy Carter shared some frustration about taxes. If only a flat tax system could simplify the process, millions of Americans could avoid the yearly stress and hassle!
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