Tax Jokes and Quotes
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Tax Jokes and Quotes
Overview
Did you know that some tax forms actually ask you to check a box if you're BLIND?
Highlights
Tax Humor to Brighten Your Day
- “Just two years ago, getting through to the IRS by phone was impossible. Now, it’s merely difficult. Progress!” ?" Charles Rossotti, former IRS Commissioner
- If you’re disappointed about not writing the great American novel, don't worry?"just dig out your old tax returns.
- “The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.”
Amusing Tax Tales
A small business owner, curious under the Freedom of Information Act, asked the IRS if they had a file on him. They replied, "There is now."
- “It would be lovely if we could pay taxes with a smile, but cash is usually required.”
Tax Jokes
- Q: Who audits IRS agents?
- A: Good question! Perhaps we should...
- “Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.”
- Q: How do you drive a CPA crazy?
- A: Fill out Form 1040EZ.
Tax Wisdom
- “The government deficit is the gap between what it spends and what it dares collect.”
- Why is it that if the IRS loses your return, it’s a mistake, but if you lose a receipt, it’s tax evasion?
- “The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just a tired feeling.”
More Tax Humor
- Q: How do you humble someone flaunting their wealth?
- A: Have them fill out a tax return.
- “Even when you fill out a tax form honestly, you’re never sure if you’re a crook or a martyr.”
- Q: Why is a tax audit like a tornado?
- A: There’s a lot of noise, and you might lose your house.
- “When will we be allowed to list the government as a dependent?”
Final Thoughts
While people often say death and taxes are the same, that's not quite accurate. Death might be taxable, but taxes never seem to die.
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