Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Finding Humor in Cleaning
Passover, known as Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day festival celebrating the Jewish liberation from Egypt thousands of years ago. A key tradition during this holiday is avoiding anything leavened, focusing instead on unleavened bread. This means a thorough house cleaning to eliminate every crumb.
In the week leading up to Passover, Jewish households are bustling with cleaning activities. To lighten the mood during this intense time, here's a humorous story highlighting the challenges of this tradition.
Impossible Timing
Samuel, a dedicated Jew and financial expert, left Brooklyn for a prestigious vice-presidency in a Utah brokerage firm, a state known for its strong Mormon community.
The company's leadership soon expressed their discomfort: "We are religious people here. A Jew managing our finances doesn't sit well with us." Despite the president's efforts to deflect this criticism, Samuel faced an ultimatum: convert or resign from the lucrative six-figure position.
Feeling pressured, Samuel agreed to convert, informing his wife of their new Sunday church routine. As time passed, his wife repeatedly voiced her dissatisfaction, longing for their Jewish traditions. "Money isn’t everything, Samuel dear. I miss lighting candles and the Sabbath."
With mounting guilt, Samuel returned to the company president. "I can't continue like this," he confessed. "I was born a Jew, and I want to die a Jew. If that means quitting, so be it."
Surprisingly, the president responded, "I didn’t realize how hard this was for you. You don’t have to leave. Stay with us and remain a Jew."
Overjoyed, Samuel rushed home to share the news with his wife. "It's a miracle! We can be Jews again, and I keep my job!"
His wife's reaction left him stunned. "Are you mad?" she exclaimed, her eyes blazing.
"But isn't this what you wanted?" Samuel asked, bewildered. "You've been longing to return to our faith."
"Of course, I want to," she replied, exasperated. "But now? Just a week before Passover?"
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This story reminds us that even in moments of stress and hardship, laughter can bring relief and perspective. As you clean for Passover, let humor lighten the load!
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