Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Laugh While Cleaning
Enjoy Some Humor While Preparing for Passover
Summary:
Passover involves thorough house cleaning. Lighten up the task with some humor.
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Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day festival celebrating Jewish liberation from Egypt thousands of years ago. A key aspect of this celebration is avoiding leavened foods, opting instead for unleavened bread.
To comply, Jewish households undertake an extensive cleaning to ensure no bread crumbs are left behind. From cupboards and drawers to behind the fridge, every corner is swept clean. This intensive preparation is a staple in Jewish homes leading up to Passover. To bring some levity to this demanding task, here’s a humorous tale called "Impossible Timing," which perfectly captures the tension of pre-Passover cleaning.
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Impossible Timing
Samuel, an observant Jew and a financial genius, moved from Brooklyn to Utah for a prestigious Vice President position at a well-known brokerage firm. However, Utah's predominantly Mormon community was uneasy about a Jew managing their finances.
The company's leadership pressured the president to address the issue. Reluctantly, the president informed Samuel he must either convert or resign from the lucrative six-figure position.
Faced with a difficult decision, Samuel agreed to convert and informed his wife that they would start attending church services on Sunday.
As months passed, Samuel's wife struggled with the conversion, expressing her longing for the Sabbath rituals and Jewish holidays. Her persistent dissatisfaction weighed heavily on Samuel’s conscience.
Unable to bear it any longer, Samuel confronted the president. "I can't continue like this," he confessed. "Money isn’t everything. My wife and I can't find peace. I was born a Jew, and I want to remain one. If you need me to leave, I will, without causing trouble."
Surprised, the president responded, "Samuel, I didn’t realize the depth of your struggle. You don’t have to convert. You can remain with us as a Jew."
Elated, Samuel rushed home to share the news with his wife, who was watching television. "It’s a miracle!" he beamed. "We’re returning to Judaism, and I’m keeping my job."
His wife turned to him, eyes blazing. "Are you mad?"
Shocked, Samuel replied, "But this is what you wanted! You've been upset for so long. Don’t you want to be Jewish again?"
"Of course I do," she replied with intensity, "but why now? Only a week before Passover?"
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Preparing for Passover doesn’t have to be all work and no play. A little laughter goes a long way in making the task more enjoyable!
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