The David Wright Facts List
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The Ultimate David Wright Info List
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Summary:
New York fans adore David Wright, the legendary baseball star, who has an irresistible charm and an impressive skill set?"like slamming a revolving door.
Keywords:
David Wright, New York Mets, tickets, facts, baseball
Article Body:
1. David Wright's tears have the power to cure ailments. Fortunately, he's never cried.
2. Sleep is unnecessary for David Wright; he simply waits.
3. David Wright's main export is toughness.
4. He’s counted to infinity. Twice.
5. According to fine print in the Guinness Book of World Records, David Wright holds all world records; those listed are just the closest anyone else has gotten.
6. Crop circles? Just David Wright telling corn to lay down.
7. Evolution is simply a list of creatures David Wright allows to exist.
8. He once defeated a brick wall in tennis.
9. The opening of "Saving Private Ryan" is based on second-grade dodgeball games featuring Wright.
10. He has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
11. Advising Wright against roundhouse kicks has been recorded as a historical blunder.
12. Horses are measured by David Wright's standards?"not the other way around.
13. Wright didn’t just enter the sports ticket industry?"he dominated it.
14. He can drink a gallon of milk in 47 seconds.
15. Instead of a traditional birth, Wright opted to punch his way into the world.
16. While time waits for no one, it pauses for David Wright.
17. Wright doesn’t teabag; he potato-sacks.
18. When donating blood, he prefers a baseball bat and bucket over a syringe.
19. There aren't weapons of mass destruction?"only David Wright.
20. Wright once outperformed Lance Armstrong in a contest, winning by five.
21. Calling 1-900 numbers, Wright doesn’t get charged; cash just falls out of the phone.
22. He once ate a whole cake without knowing a stripper was inside.
23. Wright's urine was crucial for designer steroids, making him the undisputed home run king.
24. He can surely believe it’s not butter.
25. When the Mets played in France, the French surrendered to Wright, just in case.
26. While Wilt Chamberlain claimed intimacy with 20,000 women, Wright calls that a slow Monday.
27. He invented the entire spectrum of visible light, except pink?"which was Tom Cruise’s doing.
28. Wright boasts the best poker face, winning the 2003 World Series of Poker with nothing but a Joker, a Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green UNO card.
29. Everyone loves Sara Lee?"except David Wright.
30. He once ordered and successfully received a Big Mac at Burger King.
31. Googling "David Wright getting defeated" yields zero results.
32. David Wright can divide by zero.
33. Survivor's initial concept involved participants on an island with Wright?"no one survived, and the episode was never aired.
34. David Wright is capable of touching MC Hammer.
35. Finally, he can slam a revolving door.
Fans can’t get enough of New York’s remarkable David Wright!
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