Muzak for the Business Phone System Ruined My Favorite Songs
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How Muzak on Business Phones Ruined My Favorite Songs
Summary
When callers reach my office, they're often placed on hold?"a necessity due to our busy schedule. During this time, they're serenaded by soothing classics from Vivaldi, Wagner, Bach, and others, accompanied by our sincere apologies for the wait.
The Problem with Muzak
In our office, we offer genuine classical music to those on hold. While preferences may vary, our selections are authentic performances of renowned symphonies, not Muzak renditions with synthesized sounds. However, things changed for me recently when I called a business partner.
Unlike us, they use Muzak?"a common choice for many companies today. While I'm familiar with hearing everything from James Taylor to 50s and 60s classics on Muzak, this time, I was greeted by an unusual rendition.
A Surreal Experience
As I sat on hold, I began humming along to an unexpected tune?"Mountain's "Mississippi Queen." Initially, I thought it couldn't be true, but there it was. Could this iconic rock anthem really be Muzak-ified? In that moment, I felt a pang of disbelief and nostalgia. The raw energy of "Mississippi Queen" was lost, transformed into something entirely different.
Conclusion
The realization hit hard: the beloved soundtrack of my youth had been reduced to elevator music. This wasn't just about feeling old; it was about witnessing a genuine piece of rock and roll history become something lightweight and unremarkable. It seemed that even the classics aren't safe from this trend. Perhaps, in a way, rock and roll truly is fading into the background.
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