Passover Laugh While Cleaning
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Passover: Laugh While You Clean
Summary:
Preparing for Passover requires a comprehensive house cleaning. To make the process more enjoyable, here are some jokes to lighten the mood.
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Passover, or Pesach in Hebrew, is an eight-day festival celebrating the Jewish liberation from Egypt over a thousand years ago. During this time, Jews abstain from eating leavened foods, opting instead for unleavened bread. This tradition means ensuring that no bread crumbs lurk in the home?"whether in cupboards, drawers, the kitchen, or even under the bed and refrigerator. In preparation for Passover, Jewish households undertake a rigorous cleaning process from top to bottom.
To help ease the tension of this thorough cleaning, here's a joke on the subject, highlighting the stress and humor in this tradition.
Impossible Timing
Samuel, a committed Jew and financial expert, left Brooklyn for an enticing Vice President role at a prestigious brokerage firm in Utah?"a predominantly Mormon state.
Upon learning of his appointment, the company's leadership voiced their concerns to the president. "We're religious here. A Jew can't manage our finances," they protested.
Despite attempts to placate them, the president eventually presented Samuel with a difficult choice: convert or leave the lucrative job, which came with a six-figure salary.
Faced with no other option, Samuel decided to convert and broke the news to his wife that they would start attending church services on Sunday.
Months passed, and Samuel's wife struggled with the change. "This is too hard," she lamented. "I miss the Sabbath, lighting candles, and celebrating the holidays. Money isn't everything, Samuel dear."
As her complaints grew, so did Samuel's guilt, until he couldn't bear it any longer. He returned to the company's president.
"I can't go on like this," Samuel confessed. "I regret my decision. Money isn't everything. My wife and I can't sleep. This burden is too heavy. I was born a Jew and I want to die a Jew. If you want me to resign, I will, without causing trouble."
The president was astonished. "Samuel, I had no idea this was so challenging for you. I thought it was a minor matter. But you don't have to leave. Everything can remain as it was. You can stay with us without converting."
Overjoyed, Samuel rushed home, eager to share the good news with his wife, who was watching TV. "You'll never believe it! It's a miracle. We're going back to being Jews, and I still have my job!"
But his wife, eyes ablaze, snapped, "Are you mad?"
Shock rippled through Samuel. "But isn't this what you wanted?" he asked. "You've been crying and complaining all this time. Don’t you wish to return to being Jewish?"
With even greater intensity, she replied, "Of course I want to. Of course I want to," she said. "But now? Just a week before Passover?"
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By finding humor in the challenges of Passover preparations, the season's stress can be softened with laughter and joy.
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