Why My Cat Won t Attend Meetings
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Why My Cat Refuses to Attend Meetings
Meetings without an agenda were once part of Olivia's responsibilities. After enduring a few, she now outright refuses to attend, and here’s why.
1) Lack of Inclusion
Olivia arrives ready to contribute, with her fur groomed, whiskers fluffed, and claws sharpened. Yet, she's often treated as a mere pet, sometimes unnoticed upon entering the room. Naturally, being ignored frustrates her, leading her to nap instead.
2) Disruptive Noise
Only a handful of attendees speak, and they do so loudly. This intimidates others into silence but disrupts Olivia's nap. Jokes are particularly annoying, with sudden laughter rudely waking her up?"no one enjoys being startled awake.
3) No Breaks
Olivia despises endless, non-stop meetings. She questions if attendees were ever taught about basic comfort. When I suggested setting up a litter box, she firmly reminded me of her preference for privacy.
4) Scattered Focus
Cats know the importance of observation to catch their prey. In contrast, people at meetings flit about like distracted mice, never focusing on one thing. This unfocused behavior makes Olivia anxious.
5) Abandoning Ideas
Once a cat catches something, it brings it home. In meetings, people quickly drop ideas, rushing to discuss something else without fully exploring them. Olivia wonders if they even realize what they’ve caught.
How are your meetings conducted?
Meet Olivia at: [Steve Kaye's website](http://www.stevekaye.com/staff-olivia.htm)
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