Clutterbugs
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Clutterbugs: A Humorous Take on Household Chaos
Summary:
"My husband proclaimed, 'This house is so cluttered I can't find anything.' I couldn't help but notice that most of the mess on that particular day was actually his. Yet, he seemed blissfully unaware. Not only is he a secret hoarder, but he also builds and customizes guitars. Our living room resembles a guitar parts graveyard. We could practically open a shop."
Keywords:
house, comedy, humor, laughter, clutter, clutterbug, packrat, housekeeping, meander, Meander Magazine, Dianne James, humorous, humor articles, comedian, comic, jokes, chuckle, MeanderMagazine.com
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Article:
"My husband remarked, 'This house is so cluttered I can't find anything.'
His words made me survey our surroundings, and sure enough, most of the disarray was his doing that day. Oblivious to it all, he continues his hobby as a guitar enthusiast?"both building and customizing them. Our living room is practically a museum for guitar parts, and every flat surface acts as a storage area for his myriad projects. If tables were angled, maybe we'd have a chance at a cleaner home.
Guitar parts, newspapers, mail, art supplies, and even defunct telephones?"which he believes could be revived?"litter our home. His so-called "workroom" endlessly spills into our living space. Recently, he even suggested using the spare bedroom for storage! I find myself at a crossroads: should I point out the obvious or quietly relocate his chaos back into his former bedroom workspace? He'd likely grumble if I did; he's always frustrated when things are "put up." We hide items so well that they're as good as gone, leading us to often replace what we can't find.
Our core issue is simply an abundance of stuff. If someone were to invite us to "take up our cross and follow," we’d struggle to uncover it beneath the clutter. The spring cleaning urge is short-lived around here, vanishing just as quickly as it arrives in March. Baskets meant to disguise the mess are overflowing with pockets' worth of contents?"gloves, dog leashes, papers, and even an amplifier perched precariously on top.
Dust also adds to our troubles. Living in the Southwest means scarce rain and lots of dust, leading to static electricity that interferes with our computers?"a nightmare for two self-proclaimed tech enthusiasts. We regularly unplug and reconnect our gadgets to discharge the static. I recently bought anti-static spray, but of course, it's already lost after just one use. Our life in Colorado mirrors the dusty days of West Texas.
Working from home fuels my husband's belief that I can spend all day cleaning and locating lost items. Little does he know... sometimes I tackle chores, but anything above five feet eludes my dusting routine. If it's out of sight, it's out of mind.
Perhaps I'll switch to building pianos?"they have plenty of parts and grand surfaces. On second thought, their flat tops would simply collect more clutter. Besides, I'd likely get nothing done, entranced by playing all day.
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A playful nod to the eternal battle with clutter, this piece will resonate with anyone who shares their home with a packrat or simply loves a good laugh amid the chaos.
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