You Might Be A Chocoholic If ...
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Are You a Chocoholic? Find Out Here!
Do you have a special connection with chocolate? Let’s find out if you might be a chocoholic!
Definition:
A chocoholic is someone who feels or claims to be addicted to chocolate.
Signs You Might Be a Chocoholic:
- Secret Stashes: If you’ve got more than two hidden caches of chocolate candy, it’s time to be honest with yourself.
- Favorite Candies: Check your top three favorite candies. If they all contain chocolate, you’re on the path.
- Chocolate Literature: Owning more than four books about chocolate is a telltale sign.
- Dessert Preferences: If your go-to dessert is chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and a scoop of chocolate ice cream, the answer is clear.
- World Wonders: Do you consider chocolate one of the seven wonders? You might be a chocoholic.
- Health Websites: Bookmarking two or more sites about chocolate’s health benefits is another clue.
- Favorite Films: If "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" tops your movie list, take note.
- Fashion Choices: Wearing chocolate-themed shirts, especially in public, is a bold declaration.
- Naming Influences: Naming your first child after a chocolate candy solidifies your chocoholic status.
Possible Cures for Chocoholism:
1. Chocolate Overdose: Sometimes indulging excessively can temporarily diminish your craving for chocolate. Test your limits and see how long you can go without a fix. (We sell a selection of chocolates for your indulgence.)
2. Chocolate Substitution: Replace chocolate with other sweets to wean off the craving. Eventually, your body might adapt. (Explore our variety of delicious candy alternatives.)
If neither approach works, at least you’ll enjoy the process!
Embrace Chocolate's Benefits:
For those who doubt chocolate’s positives, here are some great resources on its health advantages:
- [Momscape](http://www.momscape.com)
- [Aphrodite Chocolates](http://www.aphrodite-chocolates.co.uk)
- [Chinese Food](http://www.chinesefood.about.com)
And remember, chocolate comes from a bean?"so isn’t it technically a vegetable? Try using that logic next time!
Enjoy the journey into the world of chocolate, where being a chocoholic is as sweet as it gets!
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