Where s There s Three
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Where There's Three
Summary:
Grandma recently made a bold decision. With three lively grandkids to manage, she thought, why not become three versions of herself? By splitting her personality, she imagined gaining multiple helpers. Maybe, just maybe, even Oprah would want to meet this unique trio!Grandma needed to choose her three new personas. She considered her grandkids' favorites, but wasn't sure about Lindsay Lohan, Hannah Montana, or Dora the Explorer. So, she stuck to personalities she knew best.
Article:
The other day, Grandma came up with a remarkable idea. She was pondering how to best manage her three little darlings and decided, why not become three of her? By dividing her personality, she'd transform into three people in one. Who knows, even Oprah might come knocking to meet this fascinating trio!
First, she chose her Shirley Temple persona. Her grandkids couldn't be sweeter themselves, so Grandma decided to start her day this way. With help from Miss Cindy at the Roffler Shop, she styled her hair into Shirley Temple curls. Armed with the biggest, stripiest lollipop she could find, she slipped into a charming stand-out dress with a crinoline slip. Completing the look with Shirley Temple black patent leather shoes, she was ready.
When "Shirley Temple" walked in, her grandkids erupted into laughter, calling her a silly goose. That was until they saw the giant lollipop. In their excitement, they crushed the candy, sending the stick flying into Grandpa's glasses. Luckily, he took them off just in time to avoid seeing Grandma pull those curls out in frustration.
Next, Grandma transformed into Annie Oakley. A big hat covered the remnants of her curls, and she donned spurs that sadly scratched the new hardwood floors Grandpa had just installed. Without a cowgirl vest, she improvised with a chenille bedspread, making the prettiest vest any cowgirl ever saw. Strapping on a gun and holster set (wherever it came from), she lassoed in front of the TV where the kids were glued to "Deal or No Deal."
It took them a moment to notice Annie, and when they did, they clamored for the guns on her hips. Quick-thinking Grandma tossed the guns into a sink full of dirty dishes, knowing the girls wouldn’t go near it. She heard them cry, "No deal!"
Finally, Grandma chose her third persona: Joan Crawford. With bright red lipstick, she applied the biggest smile. Turning into Mommy Dearest was too frightening to detail, but let's just say her grandkids now avoid the closet and wake up at night mumbling about coat hangers.
Grandma gave it her all but ultimately decided just to be herself. Still, she wonders if splitting into the Three Stooges might have been the better choice. (Bomp, slap, thump!)
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