Upstart Palestinian Group Urges Israel To Keep Hamas Government They Don t Want It Anymore
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Upstart Palestinian Group Asks Israel to Retain Hamas Government
Summary:
A small and unexpected Palestinian group has voiced a desire for Israel to keep the Hamas government members detained in response to a soldier's kidnapping by militants. Drawing comparisons between their own leadership and Israel's governance, they advocate for a one-state solution, suggesting that Gaza and the West Bank become part of Israel.To express their views, they paraded with banners reading, "Palestine, No; Israel, Yes!" and "I Almost Speak Hebrew Already."
Article:
In a surprising turn of events, a small Palestinian group, dissatisfied with their own government and admiring the orderly governance of Israel, is calling for Israel to retain custody of the Hamas officials they arrested. This dramatic proposal has also led them to campaign for a one-state solution, volunteering to incorporate Gaza and the West Bank into Israel.
To make their intentions clear, the group organized a demonstration, holding signs that read, "Palestine, No; Israel, Yes!" and "Let’s Make a Deal."
Israel has reacted with caution to these unexpected developments. Prime Minister Ehud Olmert commented, "Let them return our soldier; then maybe we can talk."
A reporter noted that technically, if Gaza and the West Bank joined Israel, the soldier would already be in Israeli territory. Olmert replied, "Yes, but we want him back in his own home and safe. Then we can do a headcount."
When asked about the headcount, Olmert explained, "Israel insists on maintaining a Jewish majority. With that many more Palestinians, this balance would be challenged."
The reporter then asked whether the proposed one-state solution would be acceptable. Olmert responded, "It’s difficult to see how, unless there were agreements limiting Palestinian procreation while Israelis increased their population. Only then could we consider it."
The possibility of a shared government without voting rights for Palestinians was also suggested, but Olmert emphasized, "An inconvenient aspect of a Palestinian majority is the potential for a Palestinian leader in Israel. We can’t allow that. However, I would like to see both Israelis and Palestinians happy."
"Happiness in this region? Isn’t that rare?" the reporter asked.
"Not in my lifetime," Olmert chuckled. "But I'm an idealist. Happiness for everyone here would be monumental."
He reminisced about a significant historical event, "Happiness would be almost as remarkable as when Moses received the Ten Commandments. Did you ever consider how incredible it was that God directly presented them to Moses?"
The reporter acknowledged, "I’ve never had such an experience."
"Not many do," Olmert continued. "Remember, when Moses returned to find idol worship, he shattered the tablets, but they were restored."
"Do you think he simply reconstructed them?" the reporter mused.
"Perhaps," Olmert reflected, "or maybe he returned, apologized, and received a new set."
The prime minister concluded, "That second set is crucial, just like the concept of a second chance. Anyway, I must return to governing Israel, whether it remains our current state or includes governing a broader, shared region."
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