U. S. Ends Oil Dependency Turns B. S. Into Fuel
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U.S. Ends Oil Dependency by Turning B.S. Into Fuel
Summary:
A researcher from the Department of Energy discovered that Americans have an endless supply of B.S., which he creatively transformed into a new fuel called Bio-Super. This groundbreaking invention boasts an octane rating of 99.9, making it the most concentrated fuel in history.
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While America faces a gasoline shortage, the nation’s reliance on foreign oil might soon be a thing of the past.
A visionary researcher at the Department of Energy, where breakthrough ideas are a regular occurrence, realized that Americans?"and people worldwide?"have a virtually limitless and renewable supply of B.S. Could this be turned into fuel? This intriguing question led him to an experiment that swiftly bore fruit. By capturing some B.S. from a particularly imaginative colleague and processing it at a refinery, he developed Bio-Super, a potent new fuel.
With an impressive octane rating of 99.9, Bio-Super is the most concentrated fuel ever reported. The researcher is confident: "We've got enough supply to meet our energy needs indefinitely. As long as we keep churning out B.S., we'll have plenty of Bio-Super for ourselves and future generations."
The product is ready for mass production, leveraging a straightforward method: collect B.S. nationwide by having its most enthusiastic creators speak into microphones, then transmit the recordings to the nearest refinery.
An added advantage of Bio-Super is its environmental benefit?"its production actually reduces air pollution. The process is also far more efficient than making biofuel from corn or woodchips. Just a hundred words of quality American B.S., especially from lively post-work storytellers, can fuel a Hummer’s gas tank.
There is, however, one drawback: the product’s exceptional volatility. Once you fill up your tank, you must slam the gas cap shut immediately to prevent evaporation. Motorists should only remove the cap when the tank is nearly empty, and stand back to avoid a force equivalent to six airbags.
In the end, this humorous breakthrough might just drive us into a cleaner, more amusing energy future.
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