The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
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The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
Summary:
Forget the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and erase any thoughts of the ACT. All these tests pale in comparison to the one I recently failed. Missing out on those exams may have minor repercussions, like never attending college and ending up working fast food jobs into your 40s. That's nothing. I just flunked a quiz that could potentially scar me for life.---
The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
Let's skip past the SAT and the ACT?"they can't compare to the test I just failed. Not passing those might mean missing out on college and working in fast food until middle age. But that's minor compared to this: I bombed a quiz that could haunt me forever.
This morning, I was going through my usual routine of checking emails and affiliate sites to see if I'd made any money online. Spoiler: I hadn't. Instead, I ended up wasting an hour or two, enticed by pop-ups and banners, signing up for odd websites for freebies like "Online Profits From Artichoke Juice!"
But today, I stumbled upon something special. While enjoying some redneck jokes at JokesUnlimited.com, I encountered a link that stopped me in my tracks: "Fun Quizzes: Can you guess which butts are male or female?"
I could see the excitement in your eyes just like I felt it. My immediate thought was: "Pictures of female butts! And it’s a quiz, so it's not sleazy?"it's educational!" Ecstatic, I clicked to start.
Looking back (no pun intended), the saying "Fools rush in" feels appropriate. Driven by a testosterone-fueled impulse to ogle female behinds, I forgot to consider the whole picture?"literally. Male butts were part of the quiz too. Hairy ones. In thongs.
Unsurprisingly, I failed. I guessed only 8 out of 15 correctly, barely scraping 60 percent?"an 'F' in almost every state, even New Jersey. I, Tim Ward, humor columnist and straight male, couldn't distinguish between male and female gluteus maximus. This sparked some soul-searching: Had I found some male butts attractive? Did I subconsciously have a male butt fetish? And had it really been that long since I'd seen a woman's behind that I could misidentify them?
These thoughts have been on my mind since failing my first Butt Quiz. I'm considering a retest, but with more preparation this time. So ladies, if you catch me scrutinizing your posterior, I'm not a pervert?"I'm researching. And fellas, bear with me if I dole out extra celebratory butt slaps on the court?"I'm just furthering my education and maybe confronting a fetish or two.
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