Taliban Asserts Control Of North Waziristan Tourism Dips

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Taliban Takes Control of North Waziristan; Tourism Plummets


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The Taliban has reportedly seized control of North Waziristan, a rugged, mountainous region in Pakistan that shares a border with Afghanistan. Consequently, tourism in the area has sharply declined.

An American tourist quipped, "I usually enjoy visiting places where TV and music are banned?"summary executions even add a certain charm. But North Waziristan? I'll pass."

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The Taliban's reported takeover of North Waziristan, a famously untamed region in Pakistan, has led to a significant drop in tourism. The area, which borders Afghanistan, is now less appealing to travelers.

One American tourist humorously noted their usual interest in destinations where entertainment is banned and said, "I’m a fan of summary executions, but I’ll make an exception for North Waziristan."

A travel-loving American couple expressed their disappointment. The wife shared, "We were eager for a summer trip to North Waziristan. I've heard it's so wonderfully medieval."

President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan, a crucial ally of the United States in the war on terror, unintentionally fueled the situation with a slip of the tongue. He stated, "We are determined to find and destroy tourists wherever we find them." Quickly correcting himself, he added, "I meant terrorists, not tourists."

This blunder quickly spread, further discouraging travel to the region.

The sudden dip in tourism surprised some, especially since the area is rumored to be a hideout for the world’s most infamous fugitive, Osama Bin Laden. The downturn also complicates matters for CIA operatives attempting to blend in as casual tourists.

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