Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald s Francise
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Saddam Hussein’s Unlikely Bid for a McDonald's Franchise
Summary:
In an unexpected move, Saddam Hussein has applied for a McDonald's franchise, aiming to portray himself as a reformed, future citizen of Iraq. This strategy, initiated by his defense team, is seen as an attempt to persuade the court to spare his life.
Article:
In an unusual twist in his legal strategy, Saddam Hussein has submitted an application to acquire a McDonald's franchise. This action is widely viewed as a tactic by his defense team to present him as a rehabilitated individual, worthy of a second chance in Iraq's evolving society.
In his application, Hussein claims extensive fast-food experience gathered during his time evading capture. He promises that if granted the franchise, he will abandon any antisocial behavior that might cast doubt on his suitability as a McDonald's operator. He has specifically requested a location in Baghdad with a view of one of his former palaces, hoping to find solace while running his burger venture.
Should McDonald's approve his application, the agreement will be presented to the court. It is anticipated that his defense will argue against his execution, humorously suggesting there is no precedent for executing a McDonald's franchisee.
There is debate among Hussein's co-defendants about pursuing similar ventures. Some consider cornering the McDonald's market alongside him, while others contemplate starting competing chains like Burger King or Wendy’s. One defendant, misunderstanding the nature of Applebee's, is considering this franchise in the hope of becoming "as American as apple pie."
Ramsey Clark, a member of Hussein's defense, states, "This franchise bid underscores his desire for reform and warrants an opportunity for change."
While some Sunnis appear eager to support the new restaurant, Shiite and Kurdish groups threaten a boycott. Meanwhile, the American military is concerned about potential retaliation, particularly from suicide bombers posing as drive-through customers.
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