Rush Limbaugh Humor 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love
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Rush Limbaugh Humor: 2 Adult Beverage Recipes Any Dittohead Will Love
Discover two unique beverage recipes inspired by Rush Limbaugh's wit. These concoctions will delight fans and raise a glass to humor.
Environmentalist Wacko Whiskey
Glass: Your Own Cupped Hands
Ingredients:
- 1 Part Triple Sec (ensure it's not from a corporate factory)
- 2 Parts Whiskey (preferably from an eco-friendly distillery)
- 1 Part Grain Alcohol (like the kind used by the Earth Liberation Front)
- 1 Frozen Pond
- 1 Dolphin (symbolically)
Instructions:
1. Carve ice cubes from a frozen pond?"plentiful due to smog and impending ice ages. Avoid freezers, as they're capitalist creations akin to air conditioners.2. Mix the ingredients in your hands. Don't use a glass to avoid harming Mother Earth.
Origin:
This drink humorously honors "environmentalist wackos," a fringe group that views humanity as a threat to nature and dreams of replacing private property with a socialist regime.Special Note:
Though some claim dolphins surpass humans, see if they can create a beverage as delightful as this one!El Rushbo
Glass: Highball Glass with EIB Network Logo
Ingredients:
- 1 Part Rum (RUM and RUSH share letters!)
- 2 Parts Blue Gatorade (for golf lovers like Rush)
- 2 Parts Sprite (celebrating capitalist sodas)
- 1 Prestigious Attila the Hun Chair
- Talent on Loan From God
Instructions:
Mix ingredients in a highball glass adorned with the EIB logo. Top with whipped cream (used respectfully). Enjoy from your Attila the Hun chair, symbolizing dominance in talk radio.Origin:
Named for Rush Limbaugh, this drink celebrates his impact as a "weapon of mass instruction."Special Note:
This beverage is reported to taste exceptional 96.712% of the time, echoing El Rushbo's accuracy rate of 97.963%.Raise a glass with these playful recipes and toast to the legacy of Rush Limbaugh's humor and charisma!
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