Polygamists March Demand Volume Discount On Marriage Licenses
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Polygamists Rally for Marriage License Discounts
Summary:
A protest broke out when a former member of the Mormon Church found himself needing so many marriage licenses that he turned to bank robbery to cover the cost. According to the leader of the march, when individuals purchase a single marriage license, paying full price makes sense. However, for those who buy them frequently, a discount should be a reasonable expectation.Keywords:
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In an unexpected move, polygamists from even the generally tolerant state of Utah marched on Washington with a bold demand: volume discounts on marriage licenses.
The protest was sparked by a former Mormon Church member, accused of enticing a minor and arranging marriages for other minors with older men. His need for numerous marriage licenses led him to rob a bank to afford them, ultimately landing him on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted List.
The leader of the march, sporting a beard, argued, "When people only buy one marriage license, it's understandable to pay full price. But for those of us who purchase them regularly, it’s only fair to receive a discount."
Adding a twist of humor, a female participant quipped about her choice to marry a man with multiple wives: "It's not what you think. I'm too independent to be with any man full time. With my husband occupied by his other wives, I only deal with him 25% of the time."
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