Political Humor Are You A Dittohead
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Political Humor: Are You A Dittohead?
Summary
Years ago, Rush Limbaugh popularized the term "adult beverages" for alcoholic drinks. Yet, many dittoheads across the Fruited Plain needed a guide to craft the best beverages. Enter The Dittohead's Guide to Adult Beverages?"a collection of humorous recipes like the Rio Linda Rouser, EIB Ecstasy Elixir, and Club G'itmo Guzzler.Discover These Entertaining Recipes:
DEAD WHITE GUY GINGER ALE
- Glass: Clay bowl
- Ingredients:
- 1 Part Vodka
- 3 Parts Ginger Ale
- Splash of White Wine
- Splash of Lemon-Lime Juice
- Dash of Sugar
Instructions: Mix the ingredients in a clay bowl. Consume on Columbus Day while engaging in spirited debates.
Origin: Named for Christopher Columbus, this drink humorously critiques historical events.
Special Warning: Avoid brown sugar to keep the drink “balanced.”
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AMBROSIA
- Glass: Measuring Cup
- Ingredients:
- 0 Parts Light Rum
- 3 Parts Dark Rum
- 3 Parts Soda
- "Quotas"
Instructions: Combine ingredients while hosting an "affirmative action bake sale." Call out friends who choose light rum.
Origin: A satirical homage to government policies.
Special Note: The NAALCP dreams of a rum prohibition where only light rum is banned.
A Fun Call to Action
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