Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid
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Nightclub for Baby Boomers Raided: Patrons Caught with Antacid
Summary
A popular nightclub for baby boomers was raided by police after a tip-off from a young couple who accidentally stumbled upon the venue. The owner, taken away in handcuffs, insisted he was unaware of customers bringing in antacids like Alka-Seltzer, Tums, and Rolaids past security. He joked that if he had known, he would have offered them complimentary club soda.
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In an unexpected turn of events, a trendy nightclub catering to newly single baby boomers was raided last night. Acting on a tip from a young couple who wandered in by mistake, police discovered that many patrons were sneaking in antacids.
The owner, escorted out in cuffs, protested, “I had no idea people were bringing that stuff. They somehow got past the bouncers with Alka-Seltzer, Tums, Rolaids?"you name it. If I’d known, I would’ve offered them club soda on the house.”
One female patron, caught during the raid, confessed, “I admit it. I’m hooked on Alka-Seltzer. Being back in the dating scene in my fifties is tough. I just hope my kids understand.”
Another patron, a male trying to escape down the street, lamented, “I’m single and stressed?"it’s no surprise I need Mylanta. I’d do anything for it: rob, steal, or just buy it from the store.”
Despite the chaos, the nightclub will reopen tonight. However, guests will now see a new sign at the entrance declaring, “The Possession of Antacid on These Premises Is Strictly Forbidden.”
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