New Dracula Musical To Close Except On Nights With Full Moon

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New Dracula Musical to Close, But Will Vamp Up on Full Moons


Summary:
The vampire-themed musical "Lestat" is set to close after a disappointing box office run. However, it will keep its doors open on nights with a full moon.

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The musical "Lestat," centered around vampire lore, is bidding farewell after failing to capture audience interest. However, it will rise from the grave on nights featuring a full moon.

Warner Brothers, making their foray into the theater scene, hoped to match Disney's success, but instead faced a bloodbath with a $12-million loss.

Composed by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, the project intended to bring new life to the vampire genre but fell flat.

Ultimately, the show reminds us that creatures rooted in evolutionary biology exist, while those Hollywood-crafted monsters were merely figments designed to spook us into buying a ticket.

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