New Cause of High Blood Pressure Revealed Expecting Logical Behavior
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New Cause of High Blood Pressure Unveiled: The Perils of Logical Thinking
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A groundbreaking study in The New England Journal of Medicine has identified logical thinking as a surprising contributor to high blood pressure in today's world.Article:
Researchers have uncovered a surprising link between logical thinking and high blood pressure in our modern, often chaotic world. According to a study published in The New England Journal of Medicine, individuals who attempt to navigate life's complexities with logic may find themselves more stressed, leading to elevated blood pressure.
One researcher explained, "We live in an inherently illogical world. Attempting to approach it with pure logic can lead to stress and, consequently, high blood pressure. However, when patients learn to let go of logical expectations, they often become more relaxed, which helps lower their blood pressure to healthier levels."
When questioned about other potential contributors to high blood pressure, the researcher added, "Absolutely. We're currently exploring the impact of sensitivity. In today's world, marked by media and corporate insensitivity, those who are more sensitive can experience increased stress. Our upcoming study aims to explore how we might help people develop a thicker skin when dealing with larger entities."
In response to whether sensitivity remains valuable in personal relationships, the researcher observed, "Ideally, yes. But since domestic disputes can also raise blood pressure, we're considering examining the effects of reduced sensitivity in personal life as well."
When posed with the question of whether it’s worth having normal blood pressure if it requires becoming illogical and insensitive, the researcher concluded, "That's the dilemma. In some respects, the remedy might seem worse than the issue. Of course, the simplest way to eliminate high blood pressure is not to live at all, but that’s not exactly a realistic solution for our studies."
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