Mother s Day Card Observation

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Mother’s Day Card Dilemma


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357

Summary:

The struggle of writing the perfect Mother's Day card.

Keywords:

humor, blog, journal, greeting card, card

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This Mother’s Day, I had a revelation?"and it wasn't about the usual crowded restaurants, last-minute pastry runs, or endless ads for so-called perfect gifts. Instead, I learned something unexpected about myself: I’m terrible at personalizing greeting cards.

I’ve always felt the need to add my own touch to cards. It’s not that I doubt the talented folks at American Greetings?"it's just that I want to make the card feel extra special. So, with pen in hand and a decent command of the English language, I set out to craft heartfelt messages for my mom and my wife.

Minutes turned into hours, and I was still at a loss. Everything meaningful seemed to already be on the card. But copying the card’s message? That's unthinkably unoriginal. Determined not to plagiarize, I pressed on.

Added pressure came from the fact that my wife, Rhonda, was at home. Whenever she approached, I’d hurriedly stash the card out of sight. Twice, I ducked into the bathroom, locking the door and pretending to be busy. (Note: nothing screams incompetence like feigning a bathroom break while you’re trying to pen something sincere.) After my bathroom escapades, I realized that the toilet seat and the sink counter weren’t conducive to poetic inspiration.

Finally, after hours of wrestling with writer’s block?"and clearing up any suspicion from Rhonda, who worried I had digestive issues?"I managed to scrawl my personalized message in her Mother’s Day card.

"Have a great day!"

Nailed it. Swish!

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