Mexico Solves Immigration Problem Becomes Part Of China
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Mexico Solves Immigration Issue by Joining China
Summary
In a surprising twist, Mexico's President Vicente Fox announced that the country has resolved its immigration concerns with the U.S. by becoming a province of China. This move promises an abundance of local jobs.Upon his return to Mexico, President Fox made the announcement, prompting nationwide celebrations with cries of "Viva Mexico! Viva China!" The new term "MexiChina" echoed in the air.
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In a groundbreaking move, President Vicente Fox declared that Mexico has tackled its immigration issues with the U.S. by seeking annexation as a Chinese province. This transition is expected to create numerous domestic job opportunities.
President Fox chose to reveal this unexpected strategy upon his return to Mexico, rather than during his recent visit to the United States.
The announcement was met with jubilant celebrations across the nation. Citizens took to the streets with fiestas and enthusiastic exclamations of "Viva Mexico! Viva China!" The catchy new term "MexiChina" became an instant hit.
In his address, President Fox proudly proclaimed, "Our nation now stands as a proud province of China. This change will secure ample employment opportunities for our hardworking citizens, offering better options than those found as migrant workers in the U.S."
He urged American companies to significantly invest in Mexico, just as they do in other parts of China, highlighting the benefits of nearby affordable labor. Fox envisioned a future where "Made in Mexico" would become synonymous with a wide range of products, from utensils to shoes, rivaling China's trade imbalance with the U.S.
China enthusiastically accepted Mexico’s offer, recognizing it as more advantageous than acquiring Taiwan due to its proximity to the U.S., which would reduce shipping costs. "We can produce and deliver goods even more efficiently," they noted.
American companies quickly reacted to this development. An early entrant into China remarked, "Having access to affordable labor so close to home is fantastic. We’ll soon be directing production orders to Mexico!"
When asked how Mexican workers might compete with Chinese laborers regarding long hours for low pay, President Fox responded, "Our immigration challenges prove the dedication of our workers. They risk everything for a better life."
The reaction from Washington was decidedly negative. President Bush argued, "Mexico belongs in this hemisphere, not as part of China. We were progressing with border solutions like fences and the National Guard."
When questioned if these measures may have influenced Mexico's decision, President Bush dismissed it, referencing, "Good fences make good neighbors," quoting poet Robert Frost.
Democrats criticized both the President and his party. Senator Edward Kennedy expressed frustration, suggesting the administration missed opportunities to utilize Mexico's workforce rather than outsourcing to distant China.
Senator Charles Schumer warned that fences wouldn’t deter illegal immigration any more than gun laws stop criminals. "Those determined to cross will always find a way," he argued.
Republican John McCain offered a mixed view, acknowledging potential drawbacks both short and long term. "We didn’t want Mexico to become part of America either, yet that’s essentially happening through illegal immigration," he noted.
Dick Cheney firmly opposed the annexation, worried it might inspire other countries like Venezuela, Peru, and Cuba to join China. He expressed readiness to personally dissuade Mexico from this path.
President Bush did not immediately respond to Cheney's offer, perhaps recalling past diplomatic tensions stirred by the Vice President’s remarks in Eastern Europe.
Meanwhile, illegal immigrants in the U.S. started returning home, eager for the impending job opportunities. As a conciliatory gesture, President Bush hinted at halting the border wall project. Without the necessity for a barrier, Senate approval seemed feasible.
While some Americans welcomed the reversal, others lamented not considering job exports to Mexico earlier. "It’s a shame we missed out when Mexico was the land of tacos, before egg rolls joined the menu," one noted.
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This satirical article, blending humor and political commentary, imagines a whimsical world where Mexico and China ally in a bold, unexpected maneuver.
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