Just Say No To Sex Dr. Coburn Shows You How
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Just Say No To Sex: Dr. Coburn Shows You How
Overview
Join Dr. Coburn in a humorous and satirical take on navigating temptation. This episode explores the unexpected challenges faced by Dan, one of Dr. Coburn's students, as he struggles with maintaining his resolve in the face of relentless temptation.
The Encounter
As Melanie went upstairs, Dr. Coburn invited Dan inside with a smile.
"How are things?" he asked.
"Great! Just great!" Dan replied.
"Fantastic," Dr. Coburn exclaimed. "How are you handling all the opportunities thrown your way?"
"No problem," Dan assured him, though his voice faltered.
Sensing something amiss, Dr. Coburn pressed further. "You haven’t succumbed, have you?"
Dan admitted, "I only told you half the truth. I need help!"
Dr. Coburn closed the door and urged him to share everything.
Dan's Confession
Dan hesitated before revealing his lapse. "Temptation, sir. It was too overwhelming."
Dr. Coburn was astounded. "You should be temptation-proof by now!"
Dan sighed. "It was the cheerleaders, sir. Two of them."
Dr. Coburn leaned in. "Tell me everything."
Dan recounted the bus ride home after a victorious game. "One sat beside me, and before I knew it, there were two. They were incredible."
Though hesitant, Dan omitted their names to protect them.
Dr. Coburn's Advice
As Dan continued, he recounted how things got out of hand when the cheerleaders expressed their desire to give him a present. This unexpected situation shook his resolve.
"I imagined them both, and my willpower disappeared," Dan admitted.
Dr. Coburn assured him, "It's not entirely your fault. You've made me realize we need a new strategy."
Dr. Coburn quickly devised a new axiom: "Two simultaneous temptations require double willpower. Hence, you must study twice as much."
Relieved, Dan nodded, eager to improve.
The Lesson
Dr. Coburn then shifted the lesson, retrieving a Playboy magazine. "What do you think when you see this?"
Dan blushed, admitting his previous infatuation with such material.
Dr. Coburn explained that these images are merely "ink" and introduced another axiom: "Pornographic images lead to desire. They're just ink."
Dan focused on this idea, committing to viewing images differently.
Conclusion
As their session ended, Dr. Coburn prepared for a "field trip" to the adult bookshop to stay current on temptations, impressing Dan with his dedication.
Dr. Coburn encouraged Dan, adding, "Despite your recent setback, I believe you're ready for more advanced lessons."
With Melanie set to assist in future sessions, Dan left with renewed determination and gratitude for Dr. Coburn's guidance.
End of Episode Five
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