Iraq Opens Suicide Bomber Range Calls It Twice-Blessed Paradise Express
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Iraq Unveils "Paradise Express": A New Approach to Suicide Bombing
Introduction
In a bid to minimize the tragic loss of innocent lives, the Iraqi government has introduced a unique solution: the "Paradise Express," a designated range for suicide bombers. This initiative aims to allow those determined to carry out such acts to do so without harming others.
A Considerate Approach
The government presents this plan as "twice-blessed." Firstly, it allows bombers to pursue their ideals of paradise. Secondly, it ensures they achieve their goal privately, without taking others with them.
Iraqi Prime Minister Maliki remarked, "We've created a way for suicide bombers to realize their ultimate aim while respecting others' safety. Now, they can carry out their desires in privacy."
Voices from the Range
An enthusiastic participant shared, "This is an amazing opportunity. I can fulfill my desire without causing harm to others. It’s a responsible choice that aligns with my beliefs."
The range also offers what some call an "insurance policy." A bomber commented, "If there’s a chance that Allah disapproves of hurting others, this option only burdens me with my actions."
Broader Implications
Prime Minister al-Maliki emphasized, "For reconciliation, we must end the cycle of violence?"whether against Iraqis or coalition forces working towards our prosperity."
Another participant exclaimed, "I’m excited to fulfill my purpose without involving others. It’s the perfect solution for me."
International Reactions
President Bush praised the initiative as "a breakthrough in the peace process," suggesting other nations consider similar strategies.
Donald Rumsfeld added, "This is a creative solution to a significant challenge. We support the effort and hope it reduces street violence."
Conclusion
While controversial, the "Paradise Express" may offer a pragmatic response to an irrational issue, potentially marking a step towards peace in a region yearning for stability.
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