Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami Planned To Plant Explosive Books
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Humanist 'Terrorists' Arrested in Miami; Planned to Distribute 'Explosive' Books
Summary:
In a preemptive operation, the FBI arrested a group calling themselves humanist terrorists in Miami. Infiltrated by an FBI informant, the group, linked to the Middle Atlantic terror group All-Libraries, planned to place so-called "explosive" books at notable U.S. locations.
The group's leader revealed to the informant their intention to distribute these books at locations like the Sears Tower, several FBI facilities, and various radical mosques across the U.S.
Operating from the basement of an undisclosed public library in Miami, the FBI uncovered numerous "intelligent" books that were seen as dangerously accessible.
Article:
In a noteworthy move, the FBI has thwarted a scheme by a group known as humanist terrorists, who were planning a series of unconventional attacks. This group, claiming ties with the Middle Atlantic’s All-Libraries terror faction, was cleverly infiltrated by an FBI agent.
Details emerged that the group's strategy involved placing impactful books in significant locations such as the Sears Tower, several FBI buildings, and radical Muslim mosques.
The humanist terrorists were operating from the basement of a yet-to-be-named public library in Miami. This location contained extensive evidence, including numerous intellectually stimulating books, often deemed hazardous due to their widespread availability.
During a press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales stated, "Luckily, we stopped this domestic terror cell before they could advance their plot. They were still seeking funds to gather a sufficient number of books."
In a deposition, a representative of the group confessed, "Our plan was to spread enlightenment using two influential works by the late humanist Bertrand Russell. We aimed to stage an attack with 'The History of Western Philosophy' to share our ideology, followed by 'The Selected Writings Of Bertrand Russell.' Our goal was to challenge the perceived descent into a new Dark Age."
The prosecution emphasized the group's intent, stating, "Their declaration clearly indicates an intent to disrupt the widespread ignorance in today’s society, posing a threat to those who might welcome a return to intellectually dark times."
Families of the arrested members were taken aback. One mother passionately defended her son, saying, "He’s a good boy who somehow embraced radical ideas like truth and wisdom. If he’s released on bail, I assure you his reading will be supervised."
This unfolding situation highlights the ongoing tension between enlightenment and ignorance in contemporary society.
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