How To Be A Modern-Day Fictional Heroine
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How to Be a Modern-Day Fictional Heroine
Summary:
In the past, becoming a fictional heroine seemed straightforward: tousled auburn locks, high cheekbones, and a haunting past usually did the trick. Today, with shows like Grey's Anatomy, books like Bridget Jones's Diary, and movies like Legally Blonde, the standards have shifted. So, how can a modern woman live up to these evolving ideals? Here's your guide to embracing the complexities of the modern-day fictional heroine.Becoming a Modern-Day Heroine:
Step 1: Embrace Your Flaws
Good news ?" everyone has flaws! But, you'll need the right ones to fit the fictional mold:
1. Self-involvement is key. Compare personal issues to global crises, and find clever parallels. For instance, even a news report could bring back thoughts of an old flame.
2. Food issues are a must. On TV or in movies? Don't eat. In books? Eat constantly or think about eating.
3. Complex relationships are essential. Fixate on an ex, ideally one who now dates someone less suitable for him.
Step 2: Retail Therapy
No issue, large or small, can't be addressed with shopping. Just avoid practical or inexpensive items. The hierarchy of shopping therapy is as follows:
- Designer shoes
- Designer beauty products
- Designer chocolate
- Designer purses
- Designer lingerie
- Any other designer items
- Clothes (Approach with caution due to potential ego hits from size changes)
Step 3: Have a Purpose
Question your purpose deeply, then decide to accept or abandon it. Use this chart for guidance:
Column A
1. You're a (lawyer/publisher/banker) for power and money.
2. You're a (doctor/policewoman/writer) for changing lives.
3. You're a stay-at-home mom who loves her family.
4. You're all of the above ?" fulfilled!
Column B
1. It's overwhelming, and nobody gets you.
2. It feels meaningless, and you're misunderstood.
3. You crave personal time ?" why doesn’t anyone understand?
4. Is this your dream? Remember your art history major?
Column C
1. Meet the right guy, leave everything, and live overseas.
2. Rekindle romance with a longtime partner and start a home-based greeting card company.
3. Realize the nerdy guy's the one, and return to work with renewed purpose.
4. Forget health insurance; take time for yourself.
Conclusion:
Being a modern fictional heroine means embracing attitude and a touch of complexity. Forget the moors, corsets, and dramatic illnesses of the past. Instead, grab your credit card, preheat the oven for brownies, and live life like the world is watching ?" because they are! Welcome to the new age!
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