How NOT to handle bad breath
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How NOT to Handle Bad Breath
Summary
We've all experienced it. You turn the corner to your cubicle, ready to start the day, only to be hit by the unmistakable odor of a co-worker's bad breath."Here we go again," you think. You're too distracted by the smell to hear a word they’re saying.
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We’ve all been there. You approach your cubicle, eager to start your day, when you’re suddenly confronted by the overpowering odor of a co-worker’s bad breath.
"Here we go again," you think. It’s hard to focus on their words when their breath is so distracting.
"Anyway," continues your co-worker, "Hank Henshaw from Human Resources mentioned our 401k plan is a great investment option..."
We often hope our forced smiles and blinking eyes will hint that something is amiss. Unfortunately, people are usually unaware of their own breath issues. So, how do you tell someone their breath is a problem?
If it’s someone you’re close to, you might consider being honest. But even honesty has its challenges. Should you mention it casually, hoping they notice? Do you initiate a serious discussion, risking embarrassment or appearing rude? How will they react?
These are tough questions, and the answers depend on each situation. However, there are some universal things you should avoid saying. Here are a few examples:
1. "Is that your breath, or did I just blow my nose after using the restroom?"
2. "It looks like a stink front is moving in from your direction. We’re expecting a lifetime of halitosis. Stay tuned for sports and the lottery numbers!"
3. "I don’t mean to be rude, but your breath is melting my face. It’s painful to stand here. Remember that 'Alien' movie where the alien's breath is terrifying and acidic? This feels similar. Your breath might not eat through metal, but I’m scared! Again, no offense..."
As you can see, it’s essential to approach this sensitive topic carefully. Honesty might not always be the best policy. Perhaps an anonymous note and a breath mint would be more effective.
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