Enron Trial Goes To Jury Ken Lay Doesn t Notice
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Enron Trial Goes to Jury; Ken Lay Remains Oblivious
Summary:
When asked about the jury's deliberation in his trial, Ken Lay shrugged it off, claiming he rarely notices anything. "I didn't notice Enron's collapse, so missing a jury decision isn't surprising," he remarked.Article Body:
As the jury deliberated in the Enron trial, Ken Lay, the company’s chairman and main defendant, seemed surprisingly unaware.When a reporter questioned him about his apparent obliviousness to the trial's pivotal moment, Lay candidly replied, "To be honest, I rarely notice anything. I mean, I didn’t realize anything was amiss when Enron's finances were burning like an oil fire right outside my window. So, missing the jury heading off to decide my jail time seems par for the course."
Curious, the reporter asked, "What was on your mind instead?"
"Oh, not much," Lay responded. "I was just thinking about how lovely my wife looks despite the scandal and financial ruin I've caused. And how I can still smile like an innocent elf for the cameras. Yep, that’s what I was pondering."
Reflecting for a moment, he added, "Don’t you think my not noticing the jury's decision bolsters the argument that I might've been equally clueless about Enron’s downfall?"
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