Crazy student hostel
Below is a MRR and PLR article in category Arts Entertainment -> subcategory Humor.
The Unforgettable Student Hostel Adventure
Summary:
This tale from the student hostel chronicles a comical mishap involving a door jamb and a head, where an unexpected hero emerges.Keywords:
joke, humor, fun, Russia, studentsArticle:
In the late 1980s at the State University of Odessa's Department of Romance and Germanic Languages, male students were truly in the minority, with just five or six rooms occupied by men out of fifty. This 1:10 ratio often proved distracting.
My roommate, Semen Binder from Kiev, embraced his Jewish heritage, often sharing stories and jokes that had us in stitches. Contrary to some beliefs, Odessa was home to a vibrant Jewish community.
One day, a sudden draft slammed a door shut, locking the girls from one room outside in their gowns and slippers, with their keys remaining inside. With their room on the fifth floor, climbing through a window wasn't an option. Though another roommate had a spare key, she wasn’t expected back until the next day. Their only choice was to break the door. But how could they manage it? They turned to us for help, and we sent Senya.
Standing almost two meters tall and weighing about 90 kilos, Senya was the ideal candidate. Plus, his future wife lived in that room.
We eagerly gathered to watch. Senya took a running leap, aiming at the door. Picture 90 kilos soaring through the air, head meeting door jamb, bouncing off like a billiard ball while his body continued the trajectory, finally breaking through. Everything collapsed in a heap: the door, Senya, and what seemed like the remnants of his head.
Despite the seriousness, laughter erupted. Yet concern lingered as one girl fainted at the sight of blood, believing she saw brains. Who needed help first?
Fortunately, Senya was okay, suffering just a minor concussion, a bump, and a broken head. Fifteen minutes later, the absent roommate returned with a spare key. She’d missed her bus, turning an emergency into a simple mishap.
In the end, both the door and Senya were quickly back on their feet, leaving behind a story of humor and camaraderie.
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