Bush Sets Aside Hawaii As Nature Preserve Inhabitants Head For California
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Bush Declares Hawaii a Nature Preserve, Residents Eye California
Summary
George Bush’s decisions are rarely subtle, whether it involves a controversial amendment or a major nature reserve. His latest move? Declaring Hawaii a nature preserve, leaving its inhabitants to consider a move to California.
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When George Bush makes a decision, subtlety isn’t in the playbook. From contentious constitutional changes to an unexpected nature reserve designation, his actions are anything but moderate. This time, the focus is on Hawaii.
While Hawaii’s unique biodiversity certainly deserves protection, it’s also home to many long-time residents?"the Hawaiians. So, when the entire state was declared a nature preserve, residents started packing for California.
Environmentalists celebrated the decision, even flying over to assist the locals in their transition. However, the article itself leans into satire.
In reality, the preserve doesn’t cover all Hawaiian Islands. It's a remote Pacific archipelago, spanning 1,400 miles in length and 100 miles in width. The area hosts over 7,000 species, a quarter of which are exclusive to this region, alongside some adventurous Hawaiians who occasionally venture there.
Bush highlighted the scale of the preserve, stating, "This national monument is over 100 times larger than Yosemite National Park. It's bigger than 46 states and seven times the size of all our marine sanctuaries combined. This is a big deal."
Conrad C. Lautenbacher from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration remarked, "It's the single-largest act of ocean conservation in history. A large milestone."
The scale of Bush’s actions often prompts debate about the wisdom of such grand gestures, leaving some to question how frequently such bold moves should be made.
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