Bush Seeks To Heal Rift With Hollywood Schedules Lunch With Jane Fonda
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Bush Aims to Mend Ties with Hollywood: Plans Lunch with Jane Fonda
Summary:
Facing declining approval ratings, President Bush is taking a direct approach to improve relations with Hollywood by planning a lunch with one of his most vocal critics, Jane Fonda.
Article:
In response to a drop in his approval ratings, President Bush is reaching out to Hollywood?"an area known for its criticism of him?"by scheduling a lunch with influential actress and activist Jane Fonda.
"I'm looking forward to meeting Ms. Fonda," Bush remarked. "She’s made quite a few bold statements about me over the years, and it will be intriguing to have a conversation. If the lunch goes well, I plan to invite the next person on my list, Barbra Streisand."
The reactions from the invitees have been cautious yet pointed. Barbra Streisand wittily commented, "I don’t mind performing for dinner, but must I sing for lunch too?"
Robert Redford, another potential attendee, said, "Frankly, it all seems rather unpredictable. He's a former oilman, and I've recently spoken out against oil."
Jane Fonda was characteristically outspoken: "There are many things I'd like to discuss with the President, but not over lunch. I’d be too apprehensive to eat without choking, and then he might have to perform the Heimlich maneuver. While I'd prefer to avoid that interaction, the President could claim he was undecided but ultimately chose to save my life?"I’m not eager for that scenario."
Despite these initial reactions, President Bush remains optimistic. "You know those Hollywood folks," he said with a grin. "They aren't all Republicans."
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