Bin Laden Releases Another Audiotape Hideout Too Dark For Video
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Bin Laden Issues Another Audiotape: Too Dark for Video
Summary:
Osama bin Laden has released yet another audio message intended to unsettle the Western world. Despite the global efforts of intelligence and military agencies, his whereabouts remain unknown. Perhaps this new audiotape presents an unconventional chance to capture him.
Humorous Proposal:
Consider this: provide him with a video camera and battery-powered lights. If he’s as eager to broadcast his ideologies as before, he might reveal his location. His hideouts are presumably too dim for video production, or he lacks the equipment altogether.
It’s unlikely he fears a video will expose his whereabouts since a simple curtain backdrop, like his counterpart Ayman al-Zawahiri uses, could easily disguise his location. These low-production videos typically mirror the quality of ads from struggling discount stores.
Here’s a playful idea: if he receives the equipment, he should create a video offering directions to his hideout, perhaps in episodic form. Imagine the media frenzy that would ensue.
Reflection:
Why resist this opportunity for global attention? At last tally, he had four wives. By his reckoning, after reaching paradise, he could have twenty-seven virgins. Perhaps he should reconsider this notion; the Arabic word for "virgin" can also mean "grape," depending on context. Thus, those who launched attacks for the promise of paradise might find they were misled, seeking rewards they could acquire in any marketplace.
Meanwhile, his associate, Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, continues to peddle equally misguided rhetoric. This persistent ignorance and backwardness have dire consequences, as seen in the tragic bombing at Egypt's Dahab resort, likely following one of Bin Laden's audio messages.
Conclusion:
How do those devoid of empathy expect anything but condemnation? It's compassion toward fellow humans that truly sustains us on this challenged yet cherished planet.
As for Bin Laden, when will a real-world Indiana Jones finally uncover his secret hideout, granting us peace from his misguided vendetta?
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