An Efficient Commute
Below is a MRR and PLR article in category Arts Entertainment -> subcategory Humor.
An Efficient Commute
Summary:
A humorous take on turning a rushed morning into a productive commute.
Keywords:
commute, multitasking, humor, efficiency
Article:
This morning, as I rushed to meet an early start at my “9 to 5,” I decided to complete my morning routine during my 32-minute drive. Inspired by countless others I've seen doing the same, I thought, why not give it a try?
I grabbed my essentials and dashed out the door, hopping into my car with a plan. First, I tackled brushing my teeth. Faced with the dilemma of where to spit, I cleverly opted to drool down the window. Though Crest and saliva decorated my car door, at least my ride now flaunted a minty aroma. However, a swig of orange juice quickly reminded me of its unpleasant combination with toothpaste.
Next on the agenda was my hair. Thankfully, my Pontiac Vibe features a 110 Volt AC plug, perfect for my wife’s hairdryer. Red lights became convenient pauses, allowing safe hairstyling amidst traffic. The hair paste cooperated, resulting in my signature spiky style without a hitch.
The final task was shaving. I won't delve into details, but let's just say it was the most challenging part. Still, I arrived at work with time to spare. The remnants of my mobile grooming session? A hairdryer on the passenger seat, toothpaste evidence on the door, and shaving cream with stubble on the floor mats.
In the end, while my morning was rushed, the commute was a testament to creativity and efficiency on the go.
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