Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves A Tattoo Is Forever
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Ancient Mayan Mummy Proves Tattoos Last Forever
Summary
A fascinating discovery of a mummified Mayan woman has revealed the enduring nature of tattoos. Despite her seemingly dual lifestyle, evidence of both motherhood and weaponry were found with her remains. An archaeologist suggests that she might have requested to be buried with clubs to fend off any spirit trying to give her more tattoos.
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An extraordinary revelation about the lasting nature of tattoos has emerged from the discovery of a mummified Mayan woman whose intricate tattoos have survived for nearly two millennia.
Tattoo artists were thrilled, using this as proof that once you get a tattoo, maintenance is a non-issue. However, those who have come to regret their tattoos felt dismayed. One man, sporting a tattoo on the pierced tip of his nose, quipped, “When I’m finally old enough to regret this, the tattoo will still be there. Now I know I'll need plastic surgery to remove it.”
Interestingly, the mummy’s remains suggest a life of contrasting roles. While her bones indicate she gave birth, possibly signifying a nurturing role, she was also buried with various clubs. An archaeologist speculated that she might have regretted her tattoos in life. Perhaps, she wanted the clubs to protect herself against any spirits attempting to add more tattoos in the afterlife, blending humor with historical interpretation.
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